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You need your ass kicked.

Times Opinion on Tumblr: The 10 golden rules of Twitter

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David Aaronovitch

No week seems to pass without some tweeter or other having their handle felt by officers of the law. So if you don’t want to be one of them but you do want to communicate in 140 characters, here are my 10 Golden Rules:

  1. Twitter IS publishing. Putting it out there…

Cookies for Breakfast: So a Girl Walks into a Comedy Club....

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This is something that happened to a friend of mine in her own words.

So, on Friday night my friend and I were at her house and wanted to get out and do something for the evening. We brainstormed ideas and she brought up the idea of seeing a show at the Laugh Factory. I’d never been, I thought…

Mom gives horrifyingly inappropriate advice on wedding day.We have a feeling their first argument as a married couple is going be about why one of their mothers is a certifiable lunatic with boundary issues. But at least now they know that after the fighting is over, all they have to do is talk it out, get nude, climb in bed, and try not to think about how Mom is probably outside with a camcorder.Via Happy Place

Mom gives horrifyingly inappropriate advice on wedding day.

We have a feeling their first argument as a married couple is going be about why one of their mothers is a certifiable lunatic with boundary issues. But at least now they know that after the fighting is over, all they have to do is talk it out, get nude, climb in bed, and try not to think about how Mom is probably outside with a camcorder.

Via Happy Place

My attempt at babysitting - Imgur

My attempt at babysitting - Imgur

You need more Charles Bradley in your life.

Charles Bradley & Thomas Brenneck “Heart of Gold” (Neil Young cover) (by FunkUmagazine)

You also need more Reigning Sound in your life. Buy their records!

Reigning Sound Reptile Style NXNE 2012 (by TorontoTocks)

You need to pay for music

I can’t begin to estimate how much money I’ve spent on music over the years. It saddens me that a new generation doesn’t understand the pleasure of saving money to buy that record you really, really want. Sage words from David Lowery.

You need more films that make people think about stereotypes.

Dear White People… (by DearWhitePeople)

You need more security cameras capturing the randomness of the world.

You need more security cameras capturing the randomness of the world.